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Opis:
At any point in time there are six million people watching football, eight million having sex, 87 million watching TV and a staggering 112 million talking via online chat rooms. And what are all these people chatting about? Mainly football, TV and sex. In chat rooms you will find a wonderful mix of people from around the world - some are disgustingly rich whilst others are unimaginably poor, some can be irritatingly intelligent but most are so intellectually challenged that they dribble over their keyboards. This creates a fantastic arena for some amusing wind-ups - simply enter a chat room, make a few ridiculous comments and see who takes the bait. This hilarious book is the result of hours upon hours spent in chat rooms taking the mick out of the more gullible chatties (people who frequent chat rooms and other interactive sites) - those who believe everything they come across on the internet, no matter how bizarre. "Chatroom Wind-Ups" is split into two parts. The first deals with chat rooms whilst the second deals with that other internet phenomenon - sites where you can pose a question and anyone who wants to can submit an answer. Another great opportunity for some fun!

Opis:
There are 162,042,117,562 websites on the internet. Of these 161,983,424,031 can certainly be considered strange. But there are far fewer that are truly weird and even fewer that are what-on-earth-is-that-all-about-weird. This book brings together the weirdest of these weird sites for your amusement. When visiting the sites you will meet some rich, ugly people who desperately want to marry you, you will have the opportunity to join 'The Interplanetary Society for the Hard of Thinking' and you will be shown how to send a plague of wasps to 'destroy' those websites that you hate. So, power up that old cathode-ray tube and get surfing!This book features the following information given for each entry: site name, category, weirdness factor (ranging from one to five gremlins depending on the extent of the site's weirdness), website address, and comment.

Opis: Golf has given me an understanding of the futility of life’ Aubrey Eban ‘There can be little doubt that one of Job’s chief trials was that his wife insisted on playing golf with him’ P. G. Wodehouse ‘Ken Brown doesn’t need a watch to time himself on a golf course. He needs a calendar’ Bud Eglinton With hundreds of funny one-liners that’ll have you and your caddy chuckling down the fairway, this is the perfect companion for the golf obsessed, and an ideal gift for the newly converted. So put your best ball forward, tee off with Golfing Wit and you’ll be sure to get a hole in one. And when you buy everyone a drink at the nineteenth hole, you’ll have the perfect quips for the occasion.